The Evil Dead Rise

[Jack Woodd]

When I was a kid, I watched a film called The Evil Dead. It was fantastic. The gore was spectacular, and it was a scary as hell. This was back in 1981.

But the recent remake is the pits. No thrills at all. Give this deadbeat version a pass.

[Park Sung Jetson]

I feel your pain! This is why I almost never watch remakes. They always ruin 'em.