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[Jack Woodd]

Hello. Why not try reading my books. They are both cheap and fun. Just click on the links and place your orders.

Filthy Beast 1

Filthy Beast 2

Filthy Beast 3

The Demon in the Doll

Have a wonderful day.

[Jack Woodd]

Somebody bought a paperback. I made a two dollar profit. Thanks.

[Jack Woodd]

Somebody bought a Kindle edition of my book on July 9th. I made 33 cents. Thanks.

[Jack Woodd]

Somebody bought a book today! Wow! That's the first time in months.

[Jack Woodd]

I sold another book today, you cheap motherfuckers. That's two in one month. Eat shit and die.

[Jack Woodd]

Today, I sold two paperback editions of The Demon in the Doll. Suck on that, you motherfuckers. Smell my farts.

[x]

You should seriously kill yourself. Shitbird.

[Jack Woodd]

Jan 6, 2024 12:13:59 GMT x said:

You should seriously kill yourself. Shitbird.

I'm actually not the suicidal type. Maybe if I had bone cancer and couldn't get the pain killers, then I might have to top myself. But other than that, I'll see it through to the end.

However, let's suppose I was suicidal, and your message drove me over the edge. Would you really want that on your conscience? The Apostle Paul tells us to build people up rather than tear them down.

And why are you so angry? Did I piss in your corn flakes this morning?

Remember this, my friend. I'm simply a working man who writes a stupid blog and has self-published a few books which barely anyone buys. I've sold about a hundred of them over the course of many years. So there's no reason to wish for my death.

God bless you. And may God bless your family.

[x]

Jan 7, 2024 4:10:21 GMT Jack Woodd said:

Jan 6, 2024 12:13:59 GMT x said:

You should seriously kill yourself. Shitbird.

I'm actually not the suicidal type. Maybe if I had bone cancer and couldn't get the pain killers, then I might have to top myself. But other than that, I'll see it through to the end.

However, let's suppose I was suicidal, and your message drove me over the edge. Would you really want that on your conscience? The Apostle Paul tells us to build people up rather than tear them down.

And why are you so angry? Did I piss in your corn flakes this morning?

Remember this, my friend. I'm simply a working man who writes a stupid blog and has self-published a few books which barely anyone buys. I've sold about a hundred of them over the course of many years. So there's no reason to wish for my death.

God bless you. And may God bless your family.

You're so pathetic. Kill yourself. Bozo.

[Jack Woodd]

I sold thirteen books this month, making 22 dollars. It's the best stretch of my crappy career.

[Jack Woodd]

I sold a few books this month. Better than nothing. Big thanks to the buyers.

[Jack Woodd]

I just sold two books. I made 70 cents. Soon, I'll be rich.

[Jack Woodd]

I sold another book today. Smell my farts, you motherfuckers. That's another 35 cents in my bank account.

[Bookworm]

I bought those 3 books last week. They were quite entertaining and I definitely put off more important things to read them. Thank you and keep up the good work!

[Jack Woodd]

Thanks for your support. I mean that sincerely.