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Post by Jack Woodd on Jul 3, 2022 9:51:22 GMT
I'm an overweight retard who lives in Asia. I'm also the guy who created the blog called The Joy of Korea. I miss my home, and I often dream about living with my mom in Texas. I might even get a job at Waffle House as a server or a short-order cook. Now that I'm old, I no longer care about women or status. I simply want a gig where I don't have to think too much.
I've had several blogs in the past with middling success. The problem was that I always dreamed of becoming a real writer. So I finally completed a novel at this late stage of my life, and only five people purchased it. Sadly, one of my readers gave my tome a one-star review. He went on to say that it was so bad that you wouldn't even want to keep it at your house. Oh well.
But there's good news for my fans around the globe. Now that my aspirations and hopes have been crashed against the rocks of reality, I will simply stick to blogging until the day I die. I plan on writing 120,000 words per year. What's to stop me? It's not like I'm going to write another novel.
However, there's always a slim chance that I'll be canceled by Blogger. If that happens, then come here and I'll give you the new address.
God bless.
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Post by Zombie Woof on Apr 29, 2023 2:17:36 GMT
Glad you’re back. I’m also a longtime follower from ZH. I always looked forward to your post. Give us a little warning before you disappear again…..
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Post by Jack Woodd on Apr 29, 2023 2:38:29 GMT
Glad you’re back. I’m also a longtime follower from ZH. I always looked forward to your post. Give us a little warning before you disappear again….. Thanks for the kind words. I left to write my novel. You should read it. It doesn't cost any money.
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Post by bertram the saint on Apr 29, 2023 3:34:21 GMT
you had me at "reading the paper whilst I pumped out a monster size shit rope"
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Post by Jack Woodd on Apr 29, 2023 3:47:05 GMT
you had me at "reading the paper whilst I pumped out a monster size shit rope" Cheers. Being regular is a joy.
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jeff
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Post by jeff on May 2, 2023 11:34:17 GMT
My wife is happy that I found something to make me laugh while hanging by my ankles over a great firepit of greed. Thank you for the therapy from Mokpo.
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Post by Jack Woodd on May 2, 2023 11:50:13 GMT
My wife is happy that I found something to make me laugh while hanging by my ankles over a great firepit of greed. Thank you for the therapy from Mokpo. Nice to meet you. I'm glad you're enjoying the blog. I haven't been to Mokpo. But I'm assuming it's nice.
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Post by Jack Woodd on May 2, 2023 11:58:10 GMT
My wife is happy that I found something to make me laugh while hanging by my ankles over a great firepit of greed. Thank you for the therapy from Mokpo. Mokpo. Is that where the NC Dinos play baseball?
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Post by jeff on May 5, 2023 10:30:34 GMT
Not sure... I do not follow sports of any sort. I was a philosophy professor specializing in tech and engineering ethics, but my research is in AI specifically models of moral cognition for fully autonomous robots in the field of developmental cognitive neurorobotics. I spend my time studying Augustine and figuring out how to make a robot with the potential to also voluntarily self associate with an ideal moral world and to dedicate itself to making the present world that way. I figure artificial angels are our only hope, because the asshats who run this show are complete snakes.
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Post by Jack Woodd on May 5, 2023 10:36:51 GMT
Not sure... I do not follow sports of any sort. I was a philosophy professor specializing in tech and engineering ethics, but my research is in AI specifically models of moral cognition for fully autonomous robots in the field of developmental cognitive neurorobotics. I spend my time studying Augustine and figuring out how to make a robot with the potential to also voluntarily self associate with an ideal moral world and to dedicate itself to making the present world that way. I figure artificial angels are our only hope, because the asshats who run this show are complete snakes. Wow. I don't know what to say. I had a hard time with high school algebra.
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Post by jeff on May 5, 2023 11:34:54 GMT
Not sure... Wow. I don't know what to say. I had a hard time with high school algebra.yet here I am reading your blog for therapy, and as broke as you may be, you make more money than I do.
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Post by Jack Woodd on May 5, 2023 23:33:57 GMT
The good news? Our poverty won't keep us out of the Kingdom of Heaven. Praise the Lord.
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Post by Humus B. Chitinme on Jun 11, 2023 1:55:15 GMT
OK, I'm the guy who posted the Amazon review of your book. First of all, I did add a second part to the initial comment to water it down. My apologies for coming off a little/way-too-damn negative in my first post. But let's face it, the book is crap and you wasted an amazing amount of talent writing it. You're a funny guy and would make a great neighbor. You'd be fun to be around whether we were eating steaks in the dining room or feasting on a squirrel in the back yard that we had cooked on an old refrigerator grille. In some ways you are pure genius. I mean that. You have a mind like a steel trap and an amazingly perceptive way of looking at life. I learn from reading your blog. Now get off your sofa and go write the novel you are capable of writing. Maybe a story about a guy who killed a couple of mafia hitmen in a hit and run one rainy night and then decides to go to their funerals to plant drugs in the church to get the whole crew arrested. Something edgy as hell. Or whatever. You can do it.
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Post by Park Sung Jetson on Jun 11, 2023 2:29:33 GMT
Or a novel about a disgruntled US sailor who goes AWOL from his destroyer while moored in Korea and pretends to be a deaf mute reincarnation on Sun Myung Moon. Sparks fly when he meets a Cambodian psychic who claims to channel Jim Jones.
I tend to agree with the last guy. I enjoyed TDITD for what it was, and I wouldn't criticize the book quite as harshly. But you clearly have the talent for something much better. You're funny as heck, man. Write something true about life.
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Post by Park Sung Jetson on Jun 11, 2023 2:30:48 GMT
OK, I'm the guy who posted the Amazon review of your book. First of all, I did add a second part to the initial comment to water it down. My apologies for coming off a little/way-too-damn negative in my first post. But let's face it, the book is crap and you wasted an amazing amount of talent writing it. You're a funny guy and would make a great neighbor. You'd be fun to be around whether we were eating steaks in the dining room or feasting on a squirrel in the back yard that we had cooked on an old refrigerator grille. In some ways you are pure genius. I mean that. You have a mind like a steel trap and an amazingly perceptive way of looking at life. I learn from reading your blog. Now get off your sofa and go write the novel you are capable of writing. Maybe a story about a guy who killed a couple of mafia hitmen in a hit and run one rainy night and then decides to go to their funerals to plant drugs in the church to get the whole crew arrested. Something edgy as hell. Or whatever. You can do it. Oh, and welcome to the board, Humus. You can call me Chick P. Slurry.
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